heartbeat city

I was wondering where I might go to get the tiny piece of desk removed from my right thumb. I was wondering if a tiny moving man might do it. I think I might know the man. I often see him moving various items of similar sizes around my apartment. I wonder if he could call his red biting brother, and if he could remove the tiny piece of furniture from my right thumb. It’s a helpless little place on the body of a righty.